My randy missus is an animal in flower-bed!
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I’VE been a florist for 25 years and have my own shop.
My passion for flowers started just after I left college and I worked in a garden centre, where the woman boss seduced me and took my virginity.
She was about 45, with flecks of grey in her curly hair and she had massive boobs.
She’d always wear very short skirts at work and I’d often get a glimpse of her stocking-tops and knickers as she bent down.
One day when I arrived at work she was wearing a see-through blouse and a red bra.
She asked me if I’d ever made love to a woman and began to unbutton her blouse.
She then pulled my head into her bosom before unbuckling my trousers bending down to take my throbbing cock in her mouth.
When I’d spunked all over her face, she smiled and pulled down her skirt to reveal she wasn’t wearing any knickers.
She then leaned back on a bed of daffodils EMAIL: agony@sundaysport.co.uk OR MAIL TO: Agony, Sunday Sport,MacLaren House, Talbot Road, Old Trafford, Manchester M32 0FP and spread her legs. She told me to lick out her swollen gash and then f**k her.
Her pussy tasted great and she didn’t mind that I shot my load again only a few minutes after getting it up.
We spent an amazing morning as she sucked me off again and then I screwed her.
The sex with her was brilliant and our affair lasted for two years.
Now I’m married and the last time we went out for the day we ended up in a lovely park around dusk and she pulled me over to a really pretty flower bed.
While I was admiring the display she slipped off her knickers and lay back on some poppies. As a florist I had to stop her from squashing the flowers but now she won’t talk with me, because I snubbed her in the park.
What should I do?
Jaymie says…
GH, East Sussex STICK to your back garden – it’s much safer for you and the flowers there.
AFTER 10 years of marriage I’ve become depressed because my husband seems to have lost interest in sex with me.
Until the past three months we’d always enjoyed a hectic and adventurous sex life.
In fact, only 12 weeks ago we had a sensational threesome.
We’d been in the pub and this guy came back to our place. My hubby put on a porn DVD in the front room and we all ended up going upstairs together.
My guy shagged me first as his mate played with my 36Ds and tweaked my nipples, and I pumped his cock.
Then he rolled off and I got on all fours as his pal took me from behind.
Then as we lay back exhausted side by side, I wanked them both off in unison.
But this is the last sex session we’ve had and I can’t help wonder why.
HB, Derbyshire
Jaymie says…
PERHAPS your hubby thought you enjoyed his mate’s cock too much. Devote yourself to your man and I’m sure he’ll love it. HOW often should partner a man and his wife
– have sex together? – or My missus said if you that she read somewhere
shag more than will get twice a week
arthritis later you She also in life.
told me that giving every day will stop her oral sex But her from getting
my mates at work colds. talking a load reckon that
of bollocks she’s doing it five and we
times should be And a night.
she’s also having fanny-licking me over with the
thing. So which is it – a night? twice a week or
five times And does my going from getting down on her stop the sniffles? her
CD, Kent
Jaymie says…
IT sounds like she’s
having you on and likes to receive, not just her up to give. You need
on this one immediately. to pull Tell her you’ve taken
professional medial advice and that men
are 95% less likely strokes if they get to suffer
a blowjob every morning!