Midweek Sport

I just can’t get it up unless I’m in water

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and disappeare­d to get them back.

Not only did she retrieve my trunks, she helped me back on with them, dipping under to slip them over my ankles. As she tugged them up she had a good feel of my knob.

“It’s not very big, is it?” she said as she bobbed back to the surface.

More than a bit hurt, I said: “Everybody’s shrinks in the water. It’s a well-known fact.”

She just giggled some more and continued to play with me under the water.

As we were alone in the pool and still in the deep end I was not worried about being spotted, and it’s just a well because I felt a stiffy coming on and went straight for her chuff.

She leaned against the pool wall and eased her bikini bottoms aside as I penetrated her.

I had started to build up a rhythm when one of the health club assistants appeared and called out: “Stop that right now!”

Needless to say, my erection vanished and we both exited the pool as soon as we’d adjusted our cossies.

We arranged to meet in the car park and set about each other in her car but I couldn’t get an erection. She tried everything to assist me, using hands and mouth but nothing happened.

So we went back to her place and climbed into her Jacuzzi where my todger shot straight up and I banged her for all I was worth.

Now I’m worried that I won’t ever be able to get it up again on dry land. What do you think?

WE, West Midlands

Bailey says…

IT could become a problem if you let it. If this woman’s still game get her into bed – I’m sure she’ll see you OK.

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