Is regular sex best?
I REALLY can’t understand it – my best mate gets way more results with the ladies than I manage.
The thing is, he’s as ugly as sin and has a face that only his mother could love, you know. I don’t mind admitting that we first became friends because I thought I’d be better at pulling than him, especially in comparison with me when we’re out together.
But although the babes often come over and chat to me, they soon seem to get bored with small talk and end up laughing at my mate’s jokes – and he winds up getting all the shags.
Just last week I caught him in a pub toilet with two blondes sucking him off.
He then had the audacity to invite me to watch as he took them both from behind.
What is his secret?
BA, Bristol WITH your vanity it probably never occurred to you that he might have made friends with you knowing you’d draw them in and he’d be able to help himself. Serves you right for using him in the first place. Why not try and get yourself some better social skills? I WORK as a nightclub bouncer and as a result I get to shag quite a few fit babes.
As you might expect, I’m quite a big bloke and the women seem to like my physique – I workout in the gym quite a lot. They also seem to find my bald head and battered face an attraction.
Just last week a couple of very tidy brunettes invited me back to their place at about four in the morning after I’d clocked off.
It turned out that they were lesbians who enjoy a bit of cock now and then.
It turned out to be a truly great experience. I screwed them both several times and they treated me to a lesbo show.
The next night I pulled a mature blonde in her late 40s I’m 36. She was brilliant in bed and let me do her in every hole. But all this casual sex isn’t giving me the same buzz that it used to.
Maybe I should find a regular girlfriend. What do you think?
SOUNDS like you’re maturing, too.