Is reg­u­lar sex best?

Midweek Sport - - AGONY -

I RE­ALLY can’t un­der­stand it – my best mate gets way more re­sults with the ladies than I man­age.

The thing is, he’s as ugly as sin and has a face that only his mother could love, you know. I don’t mind ad­mit­ting that we first be­came friends be­cause I thought I’d be bet­ter at pulling than him, es­pe­cially in com­par­i­son with me when we’re out to­gether.

But although the babes of­ten come over and chat to me, they soon seem to get bored with small talk and end up laugh­ing at my mate’s jokes – and he winds up get­ting all the shags.

Just last week I caught him in a pub toi­let with two blondes suck­ing him off.

He then had the au­dac­ity to in­vite me to watch as he took them both from be­hind.

What is his se­cret?

Mor­gan says…

BA, Bristol WITH your van­ity it prob­a­bly never oc­curred to you that he might have made friends with you know­ing you’d draw them in and he’d be able to help him­self. Serves you right for us­ing him in the first place. Why not try and get your­self some bet­ter so­cial skills? I WORK as a night­club bouncer and as a re­sult I get to shag quite a few fit babes.

As you might ex­pect, I’m quite a big bloke and the women seem to like my physique – I work­out in the gym quite a lot. They also seem to find my bald head and bat­tered face an at­trac­tion.

Just last week a cou­ple of very tidy brunettes in­vited me back to their place at about four in the morn­ing af­ter I’d clocked off.

It turned out that they were les­bians who en­joy a bit of cock now and then.

It turned out to be a truly great ex­pe­ri­ence. I screwed them both sev­eral times and they treated me to a lesbo show.

The next night I pulled a ma­ture blonde in her late 40s I’m 36. She was bril­liant in bed and let me do her in ev­ery hole. But all this ca­sual sex isn’t giv­ing me the same buzz that it used to.

Maybe I should find a reg­u­lar girl­friend. What do you think?

Mor­gan says…

SOUNDS like you’re ma­tur­ing, too.

TM, Glas­gow

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