FAT BLOKES MORE SHAGS!

Katerina Smith says…

WOMEN are more likely to shag you if you’re tall and FAT – an astonishing sex poll has revealed.

Researchers found that 59 per cent of guys who considered themselves average height or taller had eight sexual partners before the age of 44.

But the stats show that men under five foot four only dip their wick with five ladies in the same time period.

Researchers also found that heavy men bedded more woman than skinny ones.

For the study, published in the respected Journal of Evolutionary Psychology, scientists interviewed around 60,000 straight men and women aged between 30 and 44, and while giant blokes have their pick, small skinny men are left without.

Dr David Frederick, a psychology professor at Chapman University in California, said: “These findings confirm that height is relevant on the mating market.

“Research has repeatedly shown than women prefer men who are relatively taller than they are. It is possible that for most women there is a certain minimal threshold of height, after which they will consider a male as a potential sex partner, and thus men above that height will end up with similar numbers of sex partners.”

During the survey a total of 58 per cent of men and 56 per cent of women reported having more than five partners, but a third of men admitted shagging over 14 women. Guys go for taller women, with very short women reporting fewer sex partners. Dr Frederick added: “Normal weight men and overweight men reported the most sex partners, and underweight men reported the least. When it came to women, underweight women had notably fewer partners than other women.

“There are numerous possibilities as to why underweight women had few partners.

“They may be highly dissatisfied with their weight and suffering from anorexia and thus not motivated to show their bodies. Additionally, being underweight is associated with a relatively high mortality rate, or they could be suffering from a variety of ailments that cause weight loss.

“Thus, they may have fewer sex partners because they are dealing with serious health

issues.” AS long as a man is confident his height doesn’t matter. Once I’m naked size goes out of the window. A big dick is more important than a long inside leg.