FAT BLOKES MORE SHAGS!

Ka­te­rina Smith says…

Midweek Sport - - PUZZLES -

WOMEN are more likely to shag you if you’re tall and FAT – an as­ton­ish­ing sex poll has re­vealed.

Re­searchers found that 59 per cent of guys who con­sid­ered them­selves av­er­age height or taller had eight sex­ual part­ners be­fore the age of 44.

But the stats show that men un­der five foot four only dip their wick with five ladies in the same time pe­riod.

Re­searchers also found that heavy men bed­ded more woman than skinny ones.

For the study, pub­lished in the re­spected Jour­nal of Evo­lu­tion­ary Psy­chol­ogy, sci­en­tists in­ter­viewed around 60,000 straight men and women aged be­tween 30 and 44, and while gi­ant blokes have their pick, small skinny men are left with­out.

Dr David Fred­er­ick, a psy­chol­ogy pro­fes­sor at Chap­man Univer­sity in Cal­i­for­nia, said: “These find­ings con­firm that height is rel­e­vant on the mat­ing mar­ket.

“Re­search has re­peat­edly shown than women pre­fer men who are rel­a­tively taller than they are. It is pos­si­ble that for most women there is a cer­tain min­i­mal thresh­old of height, af­ter which they will con­sider a male as a po­ten­tial sex part­ner, and thus men above that height will end up with sim­i­lar num­bers of sex part­ners.”

Dur­ing the sur­vey a to­tal of 58 per cent of men and 56 per cent of women re­ported hav­ing more than five part­ners, but a third of men ad­mit­ted shag­ging over 14 women. Guys go for taller women, with very short women re­port­ing fewer sex part­ners. Dr Fred­er­ick added: “Nor­mal weight men and over­weight men re­ported the most sex part­ners, and un­der­weight men re­ported the least. When it came to women, un­der­weight women had no­tably fewer part­ners than other women.

“There are nu­mer­ous pos­si­bil­i­ties as to why un­der­weight women had few part­ners.

“They may be highly dis­sat­is­fied with their weight and suf­fer­ing from anorexia and thus not mo­ti­vated to show their bod­ies. Ad­di­tion­ally, be­ing un­der­weight is as­so­ci­ated with a rel­a­tively high mor­tal­ity rate, or they could be suf­fer­ing from a va­ri­ety of ail­ments that cause weight loss.

“Thus, they may have fewer sex part­ners be­cause they are deal­ing with se­ri­ous health

is­sues.” AS long as a man is con­fi­dent his height doesn’t mat­ter. Once I’m naked size goes out of the win­dow. A big dick is more im­por­tant than a long in­side leg.

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