Time to Just do one!

I’M not being funny, but these rumours flying around that Joey Essex has bagged himself a string of dates with Perrie Edwards are just ridiculous!

I can’t see there’s any way she would settle for the dimbo after being with Zayn Malik!

After Zayn dumped the Little Mix singer she could have the pick of most men – she’s in one of the biggest girl bands out there, so why on earth link up with Joey?!

She is far too intelligent for him. I mean, come on!

Perrie is only young at the end of the day so she should be going out there and enjoying herself.

Well, Zayn certainly is! JUSTIN Bieber needs to get a grip, he is so annoying!

And why has the media plastered him all over every paper and website with his cock out?

He’s a young arrogant popstar – of course he is going to do stupid things like that.

And to make things worse he has been gloating about how big he is – he’s not arsed he was caught naked.

At the end of the day, Justin Bieber is still a kid to me, and when you throw someone that young into the limelight and give them a load of cash they are obviously going to act weird.

But I can’t stand to even read about him – he makes my blood boil!