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Horny blonde got dirty with loo two

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ME and my mate picked up this girl in a club the other night.

She was a stunna with long legs, big boobs and a gorgeous gobbler’s gob – and she was shagging me and my pal in the gents’ just half-an-hour after she met us.

As soon as I walked in the club I spotted this blonde getting up to some seriously dirty dancing with a red-headed girl pal.

As they caressed each other, occasional­ly kissing and feeling each other’s arses, I winked at my mate. We were over to them like a shot and they didn’t seem too FOR several years I have been working as a gardener for a wealthy family who live in a large mansion.

The owner has a formidable wife, who we call “the duchess” behind her back.

She slips into her study every morning and draws the curtains. I was puzzled by this until one morning I peered through a chink in the drapes and got the shock of my life.

The duchess was lying stark naked across a big oak desk with her Swedish au pair standing over her grasping a large courgette, which she slid inside her pussy.

She pleasured her for a full 10 minutes before her ladyship let out a loud moan of satisfacti­on. The duchess then abruptly dismissed the blonde.

Now I am wondering whether to offer the au pair my services.

And I wouldn’t need a courgette, because I have a ready-made nine-incher.

Krystal says…

EMAIL: agony@sundayspor­t.co.uk OR MAIL TO: Agony, Sunday Sport,MacLaren House, Talbot Road, Old Trafford, Manchester M32 0FP bothered as we started dancing with them.

I could hardly believe my ears when the blonde leaned over and asked if I fancied a f**k.

I dragged her to the gents’ and as soon as I’d shut the cubicle door behind us she was tonguing me and rubbing my dick.

She was obviously well up for some hanky-panky and eagerly undid my flies, jerking off my mighty eight-incher.

She plonked herself down on the toilet seat lid and began licking and sucking my shaft from the tip to my aching balls.

I was on the verge of coming in her throat when my mate called out that the ginger babe had blown him out.

The blonde stopped giving me head to invite him to join us. My pal was grinning all over his silly

MT, Berks BE careful. You’ll be in the soup if the duchess finds out. chops when she began giving him a slow, lingering gobble.

It was a tight squeeze in the cubicle but I managed to position her so that I could get a good thrust at her arse and hoisted her skirt up around her waist.

As she slurped on my mate’s cock I pulled her G-string aside and plunged into her doggy-style.

It wasn’t long before me and my pal were shooting our loads. Then we swapped positions and went through the routine again.

Back at the bar, the blonde came over and asked us to buy her a drink.

But she swore at us when we said no and we can’t understand her attitude. Can you?

FC, Merseyside

Krystal says…

YES, you tight-fisted, chauvinist­ic pricks!

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