KIM PONG UN! North Korea bom­bards South with USED toi­let pa­per

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Dirty Kim FILTHY North Korean com­mies have re­sorted to bom­bard­ing the South with SHIT as the pro­pa­ganda war be­tween the ri­val states hits a dirty low.

Anti-South leaflets are mixed with hu­man waste and sent float­ing over the bor­der un­der he­lium-filled bal­loons on the or­ders of leader Kim Jong-un.

Each one is fit­ted with a timer and a small ex­plo­sive charge which pops the bal­loons and de­posits the pay­load.

But dozens have not ex­ploded and in­stead landed in fields, spark­ing fears they con­tained bi­o­log­i­cal and chem­i­cal weapons.

One South Korean mil­i­tary of­fi­cial shud­dered: “When we opened up a bun­dle that had dropped on the ground, we found plas­tic bags filled with leaflets and mixed with ex­cre­ment.

“Due to their dis­gust­ing diet of hu­man flesh, mice and soil, North Kore­ans’ shit RE­ALLY stinks.”

Some leaflets floated over the bor­der have at­tacked South Korean pres­i­dent Park Geun-hye, call­ing her “political filth”.

Py­ongyang has scat­tered more than one mil­lion pro­pa­ganda mes­sages in an es­ca­lat­ing war of words trig­gered by the North’s lat­est nu­clear test last month.

The leaflets are a re­sponse to South Korea’s de­ci­sion to blast a mix of K-pop – made fa­mous by Korean pop star Psy – into North Korea us­ing gi­ant speak­ers on the heav­ily mil­i­tarised bor­der.

Most of the shitty leaflets have been re­cov­ered near the bor­der in Gyeonggi prov­ince, though some have made it as far as Seoul.

It can be a blunt pro­pa­ganda tool. Last month, an un­opened bun­dle of 10,000 leaflets slammed into a car, im­plod­ing the roof.

Yang Moo-Jin, a pro­fes­sor at the Seoul-based Univer­sity for North Korean Stud­ies, said the shit shower was largely a re­ac­tive ges­ture, adding: “They couldn’t just sit idle while South Korea launches a psy­cho­log­i­cal warfare front”.

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