KIM PONG UN! North Korea bombards South with USED toilet paper

WRONG ’UN:

Dirty Kim FILTHY North Korean commies have resorted to bombarding the South with SHIT as the propaganda war between the rival states hits a dirty low.

Anti-South leaflets are mixed with human waste and sent floating over the border under helium-filled balloons on the orders of leader Kim Jong-un.

Each one is fitted with a timer and a small explosive charge which pops the balloons and deposits the payload.

But dozens have not exploded and instead landed in fields, sparking fears they contained biological and chemical weapons.

One South Korean military official shuddered: “When we opened up a bundle that had dropped on the ground, we found plastic bags filled with leaflets and mixed with excrement.

“Due to their disgusting diet of human flesh, mice and soil, North Koreans’ shit REALLY stinks.”

Some leaflets floated over the border have attacked South Korean president Park Geun-hye, calling her “political filth”.

Pyongyang has scattered more than one million propaganda messages in an escalating war of words triggered by the North’s latest nuclear test last month.

The leaflets are a response to South Korea’s decision to blast a mix of K-pop – made famous by Korean pop star Psy – into North Korea using giant speakers on the heavily militarised border.

Most of the shitty leaflets have been recovered near the border in Gyeonggi province, though some have made it as far as Seoul.

It can be a blunt propaganda tool. Last month, an unopened bundle of 10,000 leaflets slammed into a car, imploding the roof.

Yang Moo-Jin, a professor at the Seoul-based University for North Korean Studies, said the shit shower was largely a reactive gesture, adding: “They couldn’t just sit idle while South Korea launches a psychological warfare front”.