Walk turned into w**k

THE mechanic at my local garage is a dark, muscular hunk.

I couldn’t help but notice him the other afternoon as he was bent under a bonnet fixing a car engine.

He had his shirt off and it got me thinking. I’m no mechanical genius, but I thought that if I pulled a few wires out under the bonnet of my car I’d stop the motor.

It worked and I rang for help, claiming the car had been sabotaged. He rolled up and trailered it away.

When I went in to the garage the next day, he handed me a bill for a £100.

The good news is that I asked him to take me out for a test drive and we had a great shag in a lay-by.

Then the bombshell. I was thinking this could be the start of something special, but he said he had a girlfriend.

I feel a right berk.

Morgan says…

ID, Dorset IT’S a costly mistake. But don’t complain, at least you had a great shag. I EXERCISE dogs for people who have loads of dosh but whose work gives them precious little time to care for their mutts.

Last week I was on the common, where I take the pets for their daily walk, when something really unusual happened.

I had just crested a hill when I came across a bloke wanking off. I was shocked, but at the same time strangely excited.

He stopped and was about to stick his dick away when a sudden urge took hold of me.

I tethered the dogs, went over to him, took his cock in my hand and finished him off.

When it was over I suddenly felt very embarrassed, so I collected up the dogs and walked off.

But I’d like to handle his very impressive hard-on again. Suggestions please.

Morgan says…

YOU’RE sure to come across him again.

LF, London