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SEX FORUM Fat’s the way to get her juices flowing!

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TWO-THIRDS of randy women lose interest in sex after the first six months – but not if their fella has a BEER BELLY.

A study into sexual satisfacti­on discovered that only 27 per cent of ladies were still happy with their bedroom nookie following the “honeymoon period”.

But there’s hope for all us lager swilling lads – because a new report suggests that women prefer blokes with flabby stomachs.

The Journal of Sex Research found that the fad for fit guys with slim waistlines and muscles is over, and over half of women now fancy men with a slight paunch.

Acting out crazy sexual fantasies, experiment­ing with different sex positions, reading erotic books and watching porn goes a long way to keeping the lust alive too.

Study leader David Frederick, Ph.D, said: “Almost half of satisfied and dissatisfi­ed couples read sexual self-help books and magazine articles.

“But what set sexually satisfied couples apart was that they actually tried some of the ideas.”

The study also found that 50 per cent of couples who gave and received more oral sex, experience­d regular orgasms and had sex more were in happier relationsh­ips.

For the research, boffins asked 38,747 married or cohabiting couples who had been with their partner for at least three years about their sex lives.

And the news gets even better for us regular guys, because the report also shows that women are less likely to cheat on men with small cocks.

Naughty Nikki McManus, 22, from Mablethorp­e, Lincs, said: “I love the beginning of a relationsh­ip when you can’t keep your hands off each other, but then blokes seem to become lazy.

“I need a guy to show he’s interested and passionate – and if he’s willing to stick his head between my legs, then that’s even better.

“As far as schlong size goes, how big a fella’s willy is doesn’t matter – it’s what he does with it that counts.”

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