It’s good, clean fun

Midweek Sport - - AGONY -

I RE­CENTLY moved to a new house and my neigh­bour, a tasty sort in her late 30s, soon in­tro­duced her­self.

She in­vited me to a quiz night at the lo­cal boozer with her and two mates. I thought I’d have a good chance of pulling her, so I said yes.

When I got there her mates were at the bar. They were also late 30s, blonde and sexy.

It soon be­came clear that they were not in­ter­ested in the quiz – they wanted me.

I in­vited them back and they took turns to suck me off. I shagged all three be­fore they got down to some lesbo fun. It was great to watch them suck­ing each other’s tits and clits.

To fin­ish, my neigh­bour stuck a dildo up my arse while I took one of her mates from be­hind as she licked her pal out.

We don’t go to the quiz nights now, they just come to my place and we f**k.

I’m so glad I moved and sev­eral of my mates are now look­ing for houses here.

Jaymie says…

JY, Es­sex I BET they are. The only ques­tion th­ese naughty ladies will know how to an­swer is: “Do you want it up the arse or fanny?” I’VE be­come a bit ob­ses­sive about clean­li­ness. I am so de­ter­mined to be clean that I in­sisted we in­stall a new shower.

I told my hus­band I had to have a walk-in shower room and the work would cost a cou­ple of grand.

He was dead against it, but af­ter a few sex­ual favours – blowjobs and anal – he fi­nally agreed.

We had it in­stalled and, apart from be­ing wellscrubbed all the time, it’s trans­formed our sex life.

We’ve been shag­ging like randy teenagers. We chris­tened the shower as soon as the tiles were set and now have ram­pant sex un­der the pow­er­ful, puls­ing jets of wa­ter ev­ery day.

I par­tic­u­larly love it when I per­form a hand­stand and my hubby goes down on me.

But I have be­come ad­dicted to show­er­ing and shower gel is cost­ing me a for­tune. Any ideas on how to keep the cost down?

Jaymie says…

KL, Mid­dle­sex SUD it! If sex is that good, it must be worth it. What’s an ex­tra cou­ple of pounds on your shop­ping bill if you’re hav­ing so much fun?

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