FOREST SEX COUPLE’S ONE IN THE BUSH
(...worth a few in the hand!)
A RANDY couple were caught on camera having sex in the middle of the New Forest.
The man and woman apparently did not realise they were in full view of onlookers when they stripped off in a patch of heather in the Hampshire woodland.
But when motorist Richard Rees pulled into a layby 50 yards away during a drive through the beauty spot, he noticed their unusual activities.
He initially thought they were fighting in the grass – but eventually realised what was really happening.
Moaning
So he pulled out his camera to record the naughty nookie.
The 10-second clip shows a man wearing a red T-shirt with his trousers round his ankles on top of a semi-naked woman.
Opportunist Mr Rees, a maintenance engineer from Bournemouth, uploaded the video online, where it has been a hit among social media users.
“From the car it looked like they were fighting, but when we got out we could slightly hear the woman’s moaning,” he said.
“The layby was empty. It was unusually quiet, which only amplified their soundtrack.
“They thought they were hidden, but obviously not.
“I was shocked at first and thought I would film it for a laugh and to get some internet hits.
“But unfortunately I ran out of memory storage, otherwise I would have filmed till the end.
“They were still going strong when we left.”
Hampshire Police said that people having sex in public risk prosecution if they have caused harassment, alarm or distress to anyone else.
But the bonking film stars can breathe easy – cops won’t investigate this incident because no one has complained about the couple.