THE WORLD FAMOUS AGONY

Corn on cob gave screaming wife unexpected fanny fun AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN ASSOCIATION

I WENT on holiday last month and met the fittest girl I’ve ever seen. We hit it off in a nightclub and I couldn’t believe how dirty she was.

We were throwing some shapes and she kept grinding her crotch up against my groin until I had a rock-hard stiffy.

Then suddenly she went down on her knees, whipped out my cock and sucked me dry right in the middle of the dance floor!

I’ve never met a girl who could gobble a cock like she did and now that I’m home I am desperate to find her so I can get another one of her mind-blowing blowjobs.

My mates have been looking on Facebook for me and I’ve tried Tinder and Plenty of Fish but haven’t had any luck yet.

Her name was Jenny and she also had an amazing pair of fake 32FF tits that she loved to have kissed and played with.

Do you think we’ll ever see each other again? SOUNDS like a case of holiday blues. I’m sure you’ll find another girl to do as good a job sucking your dick. THE idea of other men pounding my wife has been a fantasy of mine for some time now.

I know some people can be concerned about bringing up new suggestions in the bedroom and I have to admit I’m terrified of what she will say if I bring it up.

I’m not sure whether she’s going to take it as a sign that I don’t love her any more – which is certainly not the case at all.

In fact, we still have a really good sex life and she’s no slouch when it comes to shagging in different positions and giving me more than my fair share of slippery blowjobs.

But I just want to experience this at least once. There’s just something in it for me that seems really appealing to sit there and watch as another guy has his way with her. How do you think I should go about bringing this up to her?

HG, Kent YOU may find that having been together a long time she will be up for it more than you initially thought. I’VE read a lot about how some couples like to experiment with exotic and erotic practices – from whips and chains to anal beads and vegetables.

Although I’ve been married for 15 years, the best I’ve managed with the missus was the night I took her doggy-style over the balcony on holiday.

I’ve always quite fancied trying out a cucumber or carrot to pleasure her but got an even saucier idea after going to a pal’s barbecue recently.

So the other evening, after sharing a bottle of wine with the wife, I produced a corn on the cob. And as the missus bent over the kitchen sink I rubbed it all TB, Sunderland over her wet pussy and her bum-crack.

She spreadeagled herself on the kitchen floor while I inserted it right up her fanny.

But as she was moaning and groaning, she screamed out that it was better than my knob – on account of its extra length, girth and its knobbly surface.

Now I’m worried I won’t be able to satisfy her just through normal sex. What can I do?

DB, Cornwall

Bexi says…

PLACE a regular order with your greengrocer.