DO YOU HAVE A SEX PROBLEM? email: agony@sundaysport.co.uk Mail: Agony, Sunday Sport, MacLaren House, Talbot Road, Old Trafford, Manchester M32 0FP

Squeeze it into my tight holes!

I’M a divorced guy in my 30s and I’ve been seeing a married woman for a couple of years. We met when she was working at a bank and I must have looked a right pillock stumbling over my words and staring at her tits. Luckily, she saw the funny side and we hit it off straight away. I couldn’t believe it when I asked her out for a date and she accepted. I didn’t know she was married at the time and, to be honest, it wouldn’t have mattered because I was keen to get into her knickers. It wasn’t long before I did just that – our first date. I took her back to my place and we screwed all night.

She was a right goer who loved it up all of her holes. The sex was fantastic and I came four times, and she had three orgasms, on that first date. Each time we dated after that we had better sex. Then one night after I’d given her one up the rusty bullet-hole she told me to lie on my back with my arms and legs outstretched.

Then, to my amazement, she got four pairs of handcuffs out of her handbag, which she fastened to each wrist and ankle and then attached the other ends to the top and bottom of the bed. Once I was tethered, she set to work on my manhood, sucking and licking the tip and then tracing her tongue down the shaft to my balls and back up again.

Then she opened her mouth wide and took my bobby’s helmet to the back of her throat.

I’m not kidding when I tell you that I thought my nuts were going to explode, I was so turned on.