THE NIGHT MANAGER 3-SOME SHOCK

TV HIT: Le Carre ( and Tom and Hugh Laurie in The Night Manager THE author of the hit spy story

has confessed that he was almost seduced into having a steamy THREESOME with a Count and Countess.

John Le Carre, 84, revealed he just escaped a kinky ménage a trois at the tender age of 16.

John – real name David Cornwell – said he was in Paris when a Panamanian diplomat, and his wife tried to coax him into their bed, but he made his excuses and spent the night on a park bench instead.

He said: “Over dinner, while the count talked about something more pleasant, the countess kicked off a shoe and caressed my leg with her stockinged toe.

“On the tiny dance floor she sang Dark Eyes to me, holding the length of REALITY TV hottie Jemma Lucy gives us a flash of her knickers.

She was out on the town in Manchester when a playful pal hoiked up her dress.

Revealing her black and white undies and a few of her more intimate tats, Jemma, 28, took it in her stride, laughing along with the prank.

The busty beauty is currently causing catfights and chaos in the Allstar series of MTV’s me against her and nibbling my earlobe while she flirted with the balalaika man and the count looked indulgently on.

“On our return to the table, the count decided that we were ready for bed. The countess, by a squeeze of my hand, seconded the motion. Somehow I found myself a bench in a park, and somehow I contrived to remain the boy she had declared me to be.”

John told of the ‘sensuous, unfulfilled night’ in his autobiography The Pigeon Tunnel and hinted that it inspired works such as The Tailor of Panama The Night Manager, which was turned into a hugely successful TV drama, starring Elizabeth Debicki and Tom Hiddleston.