Midweek Sport

Bum-whack babe’s got me into slap ‘n’ tickle

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I’VE just got back from a lads’ holiday in Prague and we got off to a flying start when we hit the airport bar.

We got stuck in and noticed a group of girls also leathering it at the other end of the bar.

They kept giving us the eye but sex was the furthest thing from my mind as I’d been getting on well in bed with the wife of late.

But seeing these birds at the bar made me think that a bit of extra nookie would go down well, considerin­g I’d been faithful to my girl from the day we met.

We found ourselves at the same hotel as the girls we saw at the airport and I was delighted when one of them – a hot brunette with a top figure – sidled up to me after dinner and asked if I’d like to go with her to a club she’d found.

On stage was a couple doing live sex in S&M gear and I had a raging hard-on within seconds, while the brunette had her hand down her pants!

I couldn’t wait to get her back to the hotel and we quickly went to her room where she stripped. Then out of her suitcase she got a small whip and asked me to gently whack her arse with it.

We had a great time as she bent over the sofa to let me I ram her from behind and come over her sore bum. Should I get the wife into S&M? PE, Oxford

Sam says…

SHE might give you a slap, you cheat!

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