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I’M a single guy who hadn’t been with a girl for a while so I was chuffed when a babe moved in next door. I introduced myself and when she asked what I did for a living I lied and told her I was an artist who specialises in doing paintings of nudes. All was fine until one day I saw her on her doorstep looking very sorry for herself. She’d been crying after catching her boyfriend looking at porn on his laptop.

I told her that although there is nothing wrong with appreciating the naked female form – he should have been grateful that he was lucky enough to be able to appreciate hers.

Then she said that if I thought she had a good body, she’d like to pose nude for me!

But the thing is I was lying when I said I was a painter – I work in a boring old office block tapping cobblers into a computer and dealing with pissed off customers all day.

So I said I would like to take some snaps of her – in the way she wanted to pose for the painting – and paint a picture from those in my spare time.

To my surprise she agreed, came in to my house and stripped naked inthe living room.

I could hardly believe my eyes when I saw her neatly-trimmed quim glisten as she sat on the sofa and asked me what I thought.

I almost tripped over myself in the rush to get my digital SLR camera – and then nearly creamed my pants when I returned and saw she had shoved two fingers up her fanny!

My dick was bursting out of my pants as I clicked away and as she reached orgasm