Midweek Sport

Keep closer eye on terror nuts

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MAKE sure you tune into Studio 66 on Saturday night as I’ll be back on your screens! I had such an amazing shift last week and you horny guys certainly kept me busy with calls all night! You can see me in action from 10pm on Sky channel 912 and on Freeview channel 185 from midnight. I’M sure most guys will agree with me when I say that Emily Ratajkowsk­i has to be one of the hottest girls on the planet! I mean, f**king hell, her body is just incredible! I have such a huge girl crush on her, especially thanks to some of the sexy outfits she’s been pictured in recently.

I couldn’t believe it when I saw a photo of her with her boyfriend, though – he is definitely punching way above his weight with a girlfriend as fit as her!

But I guess it just goes to show that looks aren’t everything, she obviously really loves him! I’M writing this week’s column from my sick bed as I’ve been struck down with tonsilliti­s! My throat is all swollen and I’ve lost my appetite completely so I don’t know how many webcam sessions I’ll be able to do this week. But I’m tucked up in bed and being looked after so I’m sure I’ll be feeling well again in no time! IT’S just one week since the anniversar­y of 9/11 and America is having to deal with the aftermath of three terrorist incidents in the space of just 12 hours.

A bombing in New York City which injured 29 people, then police officers found a pressure cooker bomb still intact nearby.

Just over 12 hours later, a knife-wielding attacker stabbed nine people in a shopping centre in Minnesota before he was shot dead by police.

A suspect has already been arrested HOW the hell has Kim Kardashian not been crowned the worst dressed celebrity yet?!

Somehow she always seems to be in the news for her ‘jaw-dropping’ outfits, but if I went out dressed like that I’d get absolutely slated! And quite rightly!

Ever since she got with Kanye West her taste seems to have disappeare­d – and I can’t remember the last time I saw her wearing a bra!

The other week she went out in a pair of clear plastic thigh-high boots from Kanye’s range.

I get that she’s supporting her husband, but they looked horrific.

If you ask me, it seems like Kanye treats Kim and their daughter North like mannequins to model his latest clothing collection­s.

Kim looked way better back in the day when she stuck to clothes that showed off her figure, rather than trying to shock people with every single thing she wears! in connection with the New York bombings which just makes me think, if he was that easy to find then he was obviously known to police in the first place.

Every time something like this happens, it always seems to be someone that the authoritie­s knew abou, so why aren’t they being kept under closer surveillan­ce?!

Barely a week goes by these days where we don’t hear about another horrendous act of terror or attempted attack on innocent people and it really upsets me to know I’m bringing up my son in such an evil, cruel world.

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