AGONY QUICKIES
MY bit-on-the-side was giving me a blowjob in the back garden while my wife was at work.
I was just about to shoot my load when I noticed the blinds twitching next door.
And out of the corner of my eye I saw my dirty old bastard neighbour having a wank!
I went to complain but the daft old c**t said he’d tell my missus unless he could watch us f**k while he jerked off. What should I do?
PL, Derby
Kelly says…
SOUNDS like the old bugger has you snookered. I LOVE my missus very much and we have a great sex life together.
But after the birth of our first child last year, she went off nookie.
So I didn’t resist when her mother tossed me off at a drunken party.
She’s a busty blonde in her 40s and she said our ‘little secret’ is safe.
I now go round and get sucked off by her once a week but I’m worried my girl will find out. Please help!
DD, Middlesbrough
Kelly says…
END it with the mum – NOW!