DO YOU HAVE A SEX PROBLEM? email: agony@sundaysport.co.uk Mail: Agony, Sunday Sport, MacLaren House, Talbot Road, Old Trafford, Manchester M32 0FP

I’M writing in reply to your recent reader’s letter who said his cock is too small at only five inches. My penis is just four inches long and I’ve been unable to satisfy my wife for some time. I’ve been completely submissive to her – she’s the boss and treats me like shit most of the time, but I learned to live with it. She goes out and brings men home who have eight-inch cocks or even bigger. Then she locks me in a cupboard and gives me her used knickers to sniff while I wank myself off and peep through a hole at her getting a good hard f**king. I’ve watched dozens of men with huge cocks ramming it up my wife – in the mouth, pussy and even her arse. Sometimes she brings back two fellas at the same time.

She always gives them a sloppy blowjob and squeals with pleasure when they spunk all over her face.

When these men have gone she makes me go down on her and lick her hot, wet c**t and then I can shag her as a special treat.

But she just lies there and reads a book and says she can’t feel anything up her.

We have been married for 17 years and she says it’s the price I have to pay for having such a small cock and being so useless.

I thought about getting some kind of penis extension but gave up on that idea when the wife spent all our savings on a boobjob.

Still, I don’t give two f**ks about that nasty bitch any more as I have a new love in my life, who’s transformed the way I think