Don’t miss out on this triple sex treat!

UK’S LEADING SEX SHOPS CALL IN FOR YOURS AT ANY PRIVATE SHOP LISTED ON THE AD ON PAGE 30 SECURE 24HR CREDIT CARD HOTLINE

HOLD onto yer hats...and anything else that comes to hand...cos we’ve got a real treat for you today! Every Midweek Sport reader who goes along to a Private Shop this week will get not ONE, not TWO but THREE FREE sex films on DVD! Amazing, right? Amazing but true! Britain’s leading chain of sex shops is working in partnership with your favourite newspaper to bring you the sort of offers you’re really interested in. In every issue of the Sport will bring you a new offer, be it free DVDs and toys or unbeatable money off offers. To get your copies of Petra Erects Ya, Martina, Shaken Not Stirred and Twinkle Twinkle My Brown Star all you have to do to collect your FREE XXX sex films is turn up at one of the Private Shops listed on this page with a copy of the Sport (any edition will do). And don’t worry, there is no minimum purchase and no sneaky hidden charges!

This amazing triple bill, which comes on one disc for your convenience, is jam- packed with full-on sex from some of the hottest young talent in the business.

But be warned, this is not faked sex but actual footage of horny young people having actual penetrative sex to completion.

And remember, it’s 100% FREE when you call in at your local Private Shop. If you can’t make it to one of the shops then you can still get your films by using the credit card line or by using the coupon below.

But don’t mess about, this offer won’t be around forever...we can’t afford it, for one thing!