THE WORLD FAMOUS AGONY

AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN ASSOCIATION

I HAD been having a load of trouble with my computer and, rather than spend hours trying to sort it myself, I called one of those people who advertise in my area on social media. OK, it was a shot in the dark but I really hit the target! At the time arranged, the doorbell rang and there stood a Johnny Depp lookalike.

It didn’t take but a few minutes to sort out my “glitch” before he moved on to sort out my snatch. I encouraged him by massaging his member through his trousers. They were soon down by his ankles and I was giving him a blowie before he licked me out and took me from behind. Now the cheeky devil’s sent me a bill for the PC! I thought I’d already paid in full. SD, Middlesex WHEN the weather is nice, I love shagging my fella in the sand dunes near where I live.

And the last time we did it, towards the end of the summer, we had a bit of an audience!

My bloke had pre-warned three of his pals and they turned up and watched as he f**ked me. It a was a massive turn-on, watching them watching me. And I ended up sucking all their cocks! The only trouble is that this nosey old bastard saw us while he was walking his dog and now he wants me to have sex with him this weekend – or he says he will report us all to the bloody police.

We’ve all got good jobs and now I’m terrified of the bad publicity this may bring.

Should I do what he wants? JG, Lancs