EWE MUST BE JOKING! OAP killed by angry sheep

spur of the moment thing with random blokes.

“I would arrange everything beforehand – I would be 100 per cent in control.

“Ideally I’d be tied up and blindfolded, then these guys wouold suddenly appear and start putting their hands all over my body. “They’d be tearing off my clothes and knickers.

“I have no idea how many men there are because I can’t see anything.

“Eventually they all have their wicked way with me!

“There’s something so sexy about just letting go while these guys are pleasuring me.” VIOLENCE OF THE LAMBS: A miffed sheep A PENSIONER has been killed by an angry sheep who head-butted him to death,

The man was enjoying a walk in the country when he was attacked by the furious sheep, who thought he was invading his territory.

It ran at the man and head-butted him to the ground, knocking him unconscious.

Then while he was out cold the sheep stamped on the 94-year-old’s head with his hooves.

The man’s body was found by the side of an isolated footpath near the village of Cestas, south of Bordeaux.

Police believe the OAP was killed by the sheep having gone out for a quiet walk.

A local resident said: “The sheep was a well known troublemaker, he was always charging at people.

“Complaints had been made before about the animal, but he was still roaming free. Now this has happened, as we thought it might.”

A police spokesman confirmed that the sheep was later “rounded up” and has since been put down.

The man’s body was discovered on Monday afternoon.

Sheep are thought of as passive creatures, but can actually be extremely aggressive.

This can be for a number of reasons, ranging from illness or old age, to fear that they are being attacked or their territory invaded.