AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN ASSOCIATION

ALTHOUGH I’m 26 and have been with my fella for a year, I still have these longings about making out with another woman.

And when I talk to other female friends, they all seem to have experimented sexually with other girls in the past. So I feel kind of left out – never having even snogged a woman. When I’m on my own I like to strip off and lie on the bed in front of our large mirror and watch as I finger myself to orgasm.

As I get wetter, I wonder what it would be like to have another woman lick my pussy.

And I dream of another girl’s soft, intimate touch as she licks and sucks on my stiff nipples while sliding a couple of fingers deep inside me.

Do these thoughts mean I am really a lesbian? RB, Worcs NO, but you might like to try some red-hot lezza action in a threesome – with your fella.

I’M a 34-year-old roofer with a lovely girlfriend who I plan to marry some time next year.

The other week I was called out by a pal of mine to help him with a loft conversion.

After my pal slipped off to the builders’ merchants, the randy lady of the house cornered me and slipped out of the dress. She had nothing on underneath and pretty soon I was pumping the arse off her.

Just before I was about to come, she pushed me off her, grabbed her camera phone and took a pic of me with a stiff cock, spunking off.

Then her ruddy hubby walked in and said he’d been watching the whole thing and wondered if my fiancée would like to see the photo!

Now they are insisting I take part in a filmed orgy with the pair of them but I don’t really want to.

What should I do? PK, South London CALL their bluff – tell them to stop playing silly beggards or you’ll go to the police.