AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN ASSOCIATION
I’M a massive fan of the Midweek Sport – I buy the paper every week and really love the photos of pretty glamour girls in it.
I regularly dash off to the bogs at work with the paper, to enjoy them in private.
I mentally caress their boobs and slide my hands up their soft thighs, and all these erotic thoughts set me up for a hard day at work.
There are just so many amazing girls in your paper, I couldn’t possibly pick just one out as my favourite.
But my gaffer at work told me last week that I spend too much time in the shithouse. I think he might be on to me. What should I do? IF it’s a sacking offence you’d better take the paper home and do your caressing there. I CAUGHT my wife shagging my best mate in our house recently.
They didn’t see me at first so I was very quiet and spied on their sex play for a while.
I watched as he took her knickers off and tongued and fingered her wet fanny.
She was loving it and was begging him to f**k her, so he did her from behind on the couch. He was pounding away and her tits were swinging all over the place. Then she took it up the arse, something she has never let me do! But I found it a real turn-on watching her shagging another bloke. I’m now thinking of asking her if I can watch her when she has sex with other men, and not just the neighbour.
I’d particularly like to see her being spit-roasted by two blokes at the same time. Do you think I should ask her to arrange it?
DF, Leeds SHE might like to be watched having sex and give you sloppy seconds afterwards! THERE’S a nympho called Nicky who lives in our area, who’s mad for dogging and sex with strangers.
She’s sex mad and most evenings can be found in a local car park with a few cocks up her chuff.
I’ve seen her in action myself and while I’ve belted a couple off the wrist watching her turn a few tricks, I’ve never shagged her.
But the other night, after a few pints in the local, I was in a right randy mood and I knew there were a few spots on the edge of town where she liked to get her in-car entertainment.
So I had a walk around and soon enough I spotted her old white Ford Escort parked up behind the village hall and peered in.
And to my delight she was being done up the bum by a young lad.
I looked on with glee as he pumped her brown hole with impressive stamina and she was moaning her head off and clearly enjoying the experience.
When he’d finished I climbed in the back seat and went straight to work.
To be honest, I didn’t even touch the sides, but when I pulled out she gave me a brilliant blowjob.
Then I noticed several fellas grimacing in the back window with their cocks out. That image is haunting me now. Help!
YOU’VE had your fun now – stop moaning. DA, Doncaster