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SCARLETT FEVER!

GIVE it up will you Cheryl, we all know you’re knocked up and there’s absolutely no denying it.

You’ve been snapped with your bump on show, so why haven’t you just admitted it yet?!

It really winds me up when these celebrities think they have the right to just pick and choose when they get attention and what for.

They made the decision to live their lives in the public eye and they are more than happy to be the centre of attention when they have a new album or a TV show to promote, so they can’t have it both ways and decide that actually they want some privacy just because it suits them.

Don’t get me wrong, I am sure Cheryl and Liam are just trying to enjoy CHRISTMAS is well and truly here and I’ve been to two festive parties already this week!

The first one of the year was the Cursitor Street Christmas lunch on Friday, which I go to every year with my sister.

We’re known as the Cursitor Girls and help out by going around the room and collecting charity donations from the guys.

I bumped into a few familiar faces too – Chris and Stephen from Gogglebox!

What lovely blokes those two are and they were so funny! I was chatting to them for ages about the show and they told me they might have a show of their own in the pipeline, so watch this space.

The second party was another charity fundraiser, this time for Chestnut Tree House in Brighton and they managed to raise a whopping £500,000.

It is always really nice at this time of year to see people willing to donate to good causes and help other people.

One generous bloke gave £100,000, which will pay for almost three weeks of care and treatment for the children at the hospice I AM so pleased that Scarlett was crowned Queen of the Jungle – she seems like such a lovely young girl and I think people really warmed to her because she came across as completely genuine.

Some viewers have said it was fixed for her to win, but if you ask me she won simply because she deserved it. End of story. this time together and probable want to show that they are not controlled by the press.

But I actually think that by refusing to address the rumours and leaving her fans guessing for so long that Cheryl will have done more damage to her reputation than good. It just seems rude to me to snub fans, especially when they have supported her through everything else – including her two divorces – so I think this is going to leave a bit of a sour taste in people’s mouths.

She’ll have no right to complain if people lose interest or she isn’t picked for top jobs, like her judging role on The X Factor, again.

There is no doubt about it, she is going to go onto bigger and better things off the back of this too, and I would be surprised if TV channels aren’t already offering her enormous sums of money to sign up with them.

She is such a bubbly, funny girl so I think she definitely has what it takes to make it big. I just hope she has a good team around her to help her. SOUR TASTE: Cheryl and Liam snub the Press TUNE in to Studio 66 tomorrow night from 10pm of Sky Channel 912 and Freeview Channel 185 from midnight to see me in action.

I will be on your screens all the way up until Christmas as well so keep reading my column to find out when I am working.

And if you don’t have any plans for New Year’s Eve yet then I have the perfect solution for you – why not see in 2017 with me as I will be working from 10pm right through until 5am on New Year’s Day. Let’s get drunk, rude and nude together, boys! HOW incredible did the models look at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show last week!

I absolutely love Victoria’s Secret and I’m a huge fan of their underwear so I couldn’t take my eyes off all the gorgeous lingerie.

I remember once I went into the London VS store and managed to spend over a grand in just three hours!

I bought everything from the tracksuits to lingerie, and stockings and suspenders.

Their lingerie is just so comfy too, they hug your privates perfectly!

Abad was fitted with the world’s first bionic dick to help him have sex for the first time – and since going public has been flooded with messages from curious women.

Sex worker Charlotte Rose, 35, waived her usual £160-an-hour fee when she heard his story and helped Abad lose his virginity.

However, security guard Abad claims that since then he’s been too TIRED to take up the offers of his other admirers as he’s knackered.