WORK A DAY IN HAND! W*nk breaks ‘would improve productivity’

IT’S OFFICIAL! The best way to improve staff productivity is to let them BASH ONE OUT at work.

According to a new article, allowing your employees to have a quick wank can lead to a boost in output and creativity in the office.

Much like paid holidays, flexible working hours and bonus packages, experts believe masturbating in the office loos is a beneficial perk for workers.

By letting members of staff nip to the toilets to pleasure themselves on ‘masturbation breaks’, bosses can help reduce stress and make the office a more pleasant working environment.

And it’s not just horny blokes who reckons this would be beneficial – psychology boffins have backed up the claims.

Psychologist Dr Cliff Arnall said: “‘I would expect a masturbation policy to result in more focus, less aggression, higher productivity, and more smiling.

“Certainly taking a masturbation break for boredom or an escape would increase work focus.”

And while this might seem a bit rude, more than 40 per cent of workers in New York confessed that they already pull the pud during office hours!

In a survey carried out by Guyfi almost half of men in the Big Apple said they found a wank at work was the perfect way to destress.