Doc on sex assault rap

But the 41-year-old United legend ( top ) said there’s no way his 75-year-old former gaffer could repeat it again, because he’s not skilled enough.

He joked: “We’d just lost a game to Arsenal and the manager felt that one or two of the goals were my fault.

“I argued back, and he kicked a pile of clothes on the floor – there was a boot that came flying towards me. It hit me in the eye.

“It was a freak accident, he could never do it again, because I have seen him in training! And he admits that.” IN Roman times, men held their own testicles as a sign of truthfulness while bearing witness in a public forum. A 32-YEAR-OLD doctor has been charged with sexually assaulting five female patients.

Amirul Haque, of Balsall Heath, Birmingham, has been bailed to appear at Walsall Magistrates’ Court on March 1.

West Midlands Police said the charges relate to allegations concerning separate patients while Haque was on placement at a surgery in the Dudley area of the West Midlands.

A force spokesman said specialist officers were supporting the victims. GEEKS everywhere were thrilled when sexy Kaley Cuoco flashed her undies for an episode of

And the 31-year-old comedy star has been at it again as she flashed her knickers while climbing out of a car at the Screen Actors Guild pre-awards ceremony bash.

Kaley, who plays Penny in the hit CBS series, wore a white studded mini dress which showed off her impressive pins, before it hitched up to give a glimpse of her skin-coloured panties underneath.

One onlooker said: “I think I’ve just had a big bang go off inside my Y-fronts!”