BLOW ME! Cops nick woman giving van driver oral sex on A3

POLICE spotted a woman’s head bobbing up and down as she gave the male driver ORAL as they sped along.

The couple were seen at 11.15am as their van travelled along a busy road in Surrey.

Gobsmacked traffic officers stopped the van and booked the driver for ‘being distracted and not in proper control’.

They wondered why the man was smiling and throwing his head back while at the wheel – then they saw the female leaning over in the front passenger seat and sucking him off.

A patrol car forced the van driver to pull over on the A3, on the southbound carriageway at Guildford.

After ordering him to zip up his trousers, cops issued him with a Traffic Offence Report.

Surrey Police’s roads policing unit described the rampant couple “engaging in a sexual act while travelling on the A3”.

And they tweeted: “Mobile phones aren’t the only distraction behind the wheel.

“This isn’t the first (or probably last time) we’ve come across this. Don’t be left red-faced!” Police added: “The driver of a van was seen to be driving while distracted and not in proper control of his vehicle.

“Officers established that the driver and his female passenger were engaged in a sexual act.

“The male was issued with a Traffic Offence Report for driving without due care and attention.

“Any previous driving offences will be taken into account.

“And he will be issued with three points and a £100 fine or he will have to attend a driver education course.” WARNING: Police message to those thinking of having sex while driving