THE WORLD FAMOUS AGONY

MY new girlfriend’s got a little Pug dog and it’s very protective towards her.

The other night she stripped off to reveal her magnificent boobs with huge pink nipples standing proud, pulled her shaven fanny lips apart and rubbed herself sopping wet.

Then she took my hard cock in her mouth as I played with her melons, before we switched positions and I stuffed it up her tight bumhole – making her buck and squeal – before slipping it into her wet slot.

I was in the middle of a nice, fast rhythm when I felt an unbelievable pain in my arse – her bastard dog had sunk its teeth into my backside!

I’d like to tell her it’s me or him but I think she’d choose the sodding mutt.

What should I do? TD, Gwent GIVE the dog a bone to chew on, while she deals with YOUR boner! I CAME home from work early last month and caught my best mate shagging my wife and her sister.

I couldn’t believe my eyes as he licked both of them out and then got them to lick his balls and suck his cock.

They seemed to be loving it as he launched his knob into them from all angles.

At one point he was boning my wife from behind while fingering her sister in the fanny and arsehole.

When he’d finished with my wife he then took her sister up the shitter.

I was so annoyed I decided to get my revenge, so I shagged his wife the following week.

But she later confessed to my mate and now he’s suggesting we all do a wife-swap.

Any advice? JT, Lancs REFUSE to co-operate and then go and shag your wife’s sister. That should settle the score up nicely.