THE WORLD FAMOUS AGONY

AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN ASSOCIATION

THERE are several things I’d like to get off my chest, including my bra. I’m a 23-year-old nudist who enjoys activities such as gardening, rock climbing and volleyball – all without wearing clothes, of course.

One of my problems involves my 34DD free-standers, size 12 curves and shaven flowerpot.

The sight of me has caused quite an upturn – if you catch my drift – among fellow male nudists.

Their wives and partners are not happy at me being around as their eyes roam – and let’s just say it’s pretty obvious when their fellas like me!

The other thing is that I just love hard cock and I just can’t resist it. I’ve had several good shagging sessions with some of the fellas there.

But now I’m in danger of being banned from my club. What should I do? JT, Cumbria YOU can’t help the gifts that God gave you, but try to stick to the single fellas. I WAS minding my own business at my local greasy spoon when I noticed a bird sat across from me with her legs spread and no knickers on under her skirt.

She was a decent looker and I could also see she had a big pair of knockers under her tight low-cut top.

She gave me a huge smile and after I’d scoffed my full English I went over and asked her if she lived nearby. She said she had a flat above the cafe and we went upstairs.

She told me she was gagging for a shag, so I pushed her skirt up and eased my rock-hard cock up her dripping hole.

I rode her for about 10 minutes and she screamed out an orgasm. Then she took my cock in her mouth and finished me off with a nosh.

But all that jigging about must have affected my tummy because I brought up my breakfast.

Do you think she’ll see me again after that? GT, Gloucs MAYBE she will, but perhaps it would be best to tell her you’ll be having a continental breakfast from now on.