THE WORLD FA­MOUS AGONY

AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN AS­SO­CI­A­TION

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THERE are sev­eral things I’d like to get off my chest, in­clud­ing my bra. I’m a 23-year-old nud­ist who en­joys ac­tiv­i­ties such as gar­den­ing, rock climb­ing and vol­ley­ball – all with­out wear­ing clothes, of course.

One of my prob­lems in­volves my 34DD free-standers, size 12 curves and shaven flow­er­pot.

The sight of me has caused quite an up­turn – if you catch my drift – among fel­low male nud­ists.

Their wives and part­ners are not happy at me be­ing around as their eyes roam – and let’s just say it’s pretty ob­vi­ous when their fel­las like me!

The other thing is that I just love hard cock and I just can’t re­sist it. I’ve had sev­eral good shagging ses­sions with some of the fel­las there.

But now I’m in dan­ger of be­ing banned from my club. What should I do? JT, Cum­bria YOU can’t help the gifts that God gave you, but try to stick to the sin­gle fel­las. I WAS mind­ing my own busi­ness at my lo­cal greasy spoon when I no­ticed a bird sat across from me with her legs spread and no knick­ers on un­der her skirt.

She was a de­cent looker and I could also see she had a big pair of knock­ers un­der her tight low-cut top.

She gave me a huge smile and af­ter I’d scoffed my full English I went over and asked her if she lived nearby. She said she had a flat above the cafe and we went up­stairs.

She told me she was gag­ging for a shag, so I pushed her skirt up and eased my rock-hard cock up her drip­ping hole.

I rode her for about 10 min­utes and she screamed out an or­gasm. Then she took my cock in her mouth and fin­ished me off with a nosh.

But all that jig­ging about must have af­fected my tummy be­cause I brought up my break­fast.

Do you think she’ll see me again af­ter that? GT, Gloucs MAYBE she will, but per­haps it would be best to tell her you’ll be hav­ing a con­ti­nen­tal break­fast from now on.

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