50 Shades tug perv admits serial tossing

A SERIAL masturbator was thrown out of a crowded cinema for playing with himself.

The 45-year-old man was caught with his hands down his pants during a screening of kinky BDSM flick Fifty Shades Darker.

A pair of off-duty police officers spotted the perv having a tug and escorted him out of the screening, in the French town of Cholet, where he was then arrested.

He later admitted he’d been touching himself in public since the age of 15.

The new Fifty Shades film, which stars Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson, had only been on screen a few minutes when he was spotted committing the sex act.

Closer to home, one British cinema reported finding a large cucumber left behind by a viewer.