THE WORLD FAMOUS AGONY
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I LOVE having my knob sucked, but recently the wife has made it clear she hates it.
I wouldn’t mind so much if she had always been like this but in the early days of our marriage – and while we were dating – she was more than keen to suck on my sausage!
I pay particular care to my personal hygiene and always make sure I’m nice and clean around the bell.
But she says that it’s nothing to do with the way I taste or smell, she just wasn’t into it.
So finally, I hit on a novel but perfect solution. The missus likes nothing better than a dollop of honey on her toast in the morning – for health reasons – so I suggested that she smear it on my tool as well, then suck it off.
She’s now quite happy to give me a blowie, but it’s making a hell of a sticky mess of the sheets. Any ideas? GET out of bed, you lazy sod! THERE’S a tasty bird in my local pub who everyone fancies. She’s a 21-year-old brunette with huge tits and she loves to tease all the lads by wearing short skirts.
The other week she showed me some nude photos of herself on her mobile and I played on her vanity by saying she looked just like a film star.
When I jokingly suggested we make a home-made porn film together, she was well up for it.
So back at hers a few nights later she set up a DVD camera and started flicking her bean while she sucked me off.
It was brilliant watching my cock go in and out of her gob and I soon exploded all over her face.
After a breather we were at it again and I gave her a good seeing-to from behind before shooting my load on her arse cheeks. Should I worry that someone else might see the sex tape though?
PG, East Sussex ASK her for the original, make sure she doesn’t have any copies and invite her round to yours to watch it. I’M a well-hung 18-year-old lad and I fancy my best friend’s mum, who is a young-looking 39.
One night I stayed in her spare room after a boozy night out with my mate and was tucked up in bed feeling pretty horny.
I got a shock when the door opened and she came in to say goodnight.
She was in a see-through nightie which showed off her fantastic tits.
Needless to say, I was soon making a tent out of the duvet.
Noticing my stiffy, she slipped her hand under the quilt and slowly started to wank me.
Quietly, she then took off her nightie and guided my rock-hard dick inside her wet love-tunnel.
As I was about to climax she slipped off me and started to slowly suck my knob until SE, Leics I shot my load down her throat.
Then she whispered she’d like to see me again before leaving the room.
Since then I’ve shagged her virtually every day and last week I went to see her with another mate of mine.
We spit-roasted her on the couch and my mate wasn’t too happy when he suddenly walked in to find his mum taking two cocks at the same time.
He went mental and his mum has called off our sex sessions.
What should do?
KT, Richmond
Bexi says…
YOU’LL have to find yourself another horny older woman. I