THE WORLD AGONY

AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN ASSOCIATION

WHEN I first met my girlfriend – it was at the bus stop late one night – she was wearing a nurse’s uniform and she asked me if I had a light for her ciggy.

We got chatting and she made some joke about charging me £40 if we went on a date, but laughed it off when I asked her if she was a prostitute.

During our four months together, I noticed that she was always going out working late shifts at night and coming back with rather a lot of “cash-in-hand overtime payments” from some “private hospital”.

But I’m gutted as she has now cracked and told me the truth – that she is actually a hooker who dresses up to pull the punters.

What should I do? KR, Leeds IF you want to be with her and can cope with her career choice, then stay with her. I HAVE what I believe to be quite an unusual sex problem and you’re the only person I feel I can talk about it to.

You might think it bizarre but mirrors really get me going. I just cannot look in one without feeling the need to masturbate – and watch myself doing it.

I’m a pretty girl in my mid-20s and I have had to take all the mirrors out of my house or nothing would get done but bean-flicking.

And it’s terrible when I go in to changing rooms in clothes shops as I have to have a quick-fingered fanny rub!

In fact, I believe I would die of sexual tension if I went in a House of Mirrors at the fairground.

The trouble is I can’t do my make-up in the morning without a mirror and I often go out with my lippy all splodged – after I’ve had a cheeky bean-flick while getting ready for work.

I’d love to be able to be normal and do my lippy on the bus, like other women, but I’d get chucked off for rubbing myself. What do I do?

HL, Middlesex I’LL need to reflect on that problem for a while!