THE WORLD FAMOUS AGONY

AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN ASSOCIATION

THERE’S never been a better time to be a single man and I’m grateful for every day that my wife of 20 years left me.

She also took the kids, my car, the house and everything in it, but at least I’ve still got my cock to myself.

The ladies these days are easy pickings and rarely a weekend goes by without me oiling the gate, as it were.

Last week I picked up this divorcee, who wasn’t too bad-looking, and I brought her back to my flat where we got up to all sorts of things that me and the missus never did.

To be honest with you, shagging the same old cow for all those years got to be a real chore.

So having some new pussy to bang is a refreshing change – I recommend it to all the married men out there who are living in a loveless marriage.

Anyway, this latest bird reckons I’d make a good dad for her kids but I’m not ready to settle down again yet.

She’s a quality f**k – easily the best I’ve had since the wife left me – but I’m not sure I want to get tied down again.

What should I do? GT, Berks I’M in my late 20s and a few weeks ago I told my fella my ultimate sex fantasy – to be dominated in bed.

He was up for it so to give him some ideas I bought a bondage sex DVD advertised in a paper. He watched it but decided that it left him feeling rather cold towards my idea.

Next day I was passing a sex shop and I saw an ad in the window for a “slave wanted for a very well-endowed man”. I took down the number and met the bloke for a drink that evening. We went back to his place and he told me to strip and put on a slave-girl toga. He tied me to the bed with silk stockings, put a leather mask over my face and used a vibro on me.It was heaven! I’m desperate to get my bloke to perform like this. Any ideas? CD, Staffs YOU may have to master him fully before turning him in to a sex-machine.