CBEEBIES MUM’S ONLINE RELIEF… Thank God it’s not the ginger @*%#!

CAPTAIN America himself, Chris Evans, is set to read a bedtime story on kids channel CBeebies.

The Marvel star is the latest celeb to sign up for their popular programme Bedtime Stories and will read from children’s book Even Superheroes Have Bad Days on May 10.

But mums everywhere were baffled by the announcement ‘Chris Evans’ was taking part after confusing the Hollywood A-lister for his ginger namesake from Radio 2. a CBeebies story.”

Horny mums also took to social media to express excitement about the show – and women without kids even confessed that they’d be tuning in for the performance.

One said: “Daddy Chris Evans is going to read Bedtime story I’m horny AF!”

Chris is the latest big name to take part in the show, following in the footsteps of stars such as Isla Fisher, Warwick Davis and even David Hasselhoff.

Mad Max hunk and local hero Tom Hardy has previously taken part, on New Years’ Eve and Valentine’s Day, and sent social media into meltdown on both occasions. bedtime BUSTY blonde Ines Cudna keeps herself in tip top condition with plenty of SHAGGING.

The 31-year-old, originally from Poland, has a vigorous training regime to maintain her jaw-dropping figure so that she’s ready to strip NAKED at any time.

Horny Ines likes to burn the majority of her calories between the sheets, as well as going to the gym and playing for an all-girls netball team.

The 32D scorcher said: “I’m a big fan of sexercise. I love the girl on top position as it’s great to tone up my thighs.

“I am aware that orgasms burn calories, so I make sure I have a few.

“And of course, it’s only polite to return the favour, so I make sure my man is satisfied.

“I also swim, play netball and lift weights at the gym – but that’s not half as much fun!”