Homemade film fun with wife turns her into a star
WELCOME to the World famous Sport Agony page! No other newspaper’s agony aunts can offer the level of advice – or experience – than our own Agony Angels! This week KELLY McGREGOR has been reading through your letters. And here’s her advice for you…
Dear Kelly,
MY wife of six years is gorgeous and a real goer in the bedroom.
When I first met her, it was her appetite for sex that made me realise she was “the one”. But it could be our downfall, too. We have an open relationship when it comes to bonking and often have threesomes with people we pick up local pubs and clubs.
When we have threesomes, it’s usually with another woman, but occasionally she’ll pick a good-looking hunk for herself.
The last fella we shared had a huge nine-inch knob and really knew how to use it.
Now I fear it may only be a matter of time before she runs off with King Dong.
What can I do? GD, Bradford
Kelly says…
TELL her she can’t change the rules and your orgies must remain one-offs.
Dear Kelly,
MY new secretary at work is a right little sort.
She’s just turned 21 and on her first day she made it quite clear to me, in private, that she was up for sex with me if it would help grease the wheels of furthering her career.
So later that day we went out for a long lunch together, to a quiet little country pub, where I wined and dined her and she suggested we stay overnight there.
As soon as we were through the bedroom door she ripped my trousers off and pushed me back on to the double bed – hungry to get my throbbing knob into her gob.
I’ve shagged her loads of times since and she told me that she loves going with older men – I’m 48, by the way.
But, I can’t guarantee her career development as it’s out of my hands and more to do with our HR department.
Any ideas? NL, Coventry
Kelly says…
YOU made the deal so stick to your word – you will have to get her promoted now, you worm!
Dear Kelly,
I WAS pretty surprised but delighted when my wife bought me a book called
At first she pretended it had only been done as a bit of a joke.
But then to my surprise I discovered her in bed one night reading it.
I even caught her fingering herself over the book when she thought I was out of the way watching football.
The other day, while she was out at work, I was sorting out our old DVDs that we chucked into a box and put away in the garage.
Crotchless
And I decided to have another look at our wedding film. On the first movie file on the disc everything looked just as usual, with her looking radiant coming down the aisle. But when I clicked on another file on the DVD, to my shock and amazement, I saw my wife’s pert breasts in the frame! They were glistening with oil and as she lay back I saw she’d got on her raciest undies, red fishnet stockings and crotchless knickers.
I was gobsmacked as she rubbed more oil over her body and then reached for a dildo that I’d never seen before and brought herself to a shuddering orgasm with it.
But my ears suddenly pricked up when I heard what I thought was another voice in the background.
I turned the sound up and it was a bloke saying: “Yeah baby, that’s great.”
In the next few frames the fella came into the picture – and before long they were at it doggy style as I sat there in shock watching them go at it.
I turned off the film and spent the rest of the day frantically going through all the other files on that DVD and then all the other discs in the garage – but that turned out to be the only one with homemade sex scenes on it.
When my wife got home that night we had a huge row about the stuff I’d seen and I demanded an explanation from her.
She tried to tell me how she’d done it for the money – £250 which we needed – and the sex film was now on sale on the internet.
But all this did was make me even angrier, especially as she’d decided to make a sex tape with another bloke!
Then she had the audacity to say it was all my fault – and that if we made the vid together in the first place we’d be quids in.
The whole thing has left me in a confused state of mind and I don’t know if I can forgive her.
What do you think? FG, Edinburgh
Kelly says…
TOUGH call. Try making one together and see how it goes.
Dear Kelly,
LAST week my wife told me she fancied the idea of going dogging – and having sex in the outdoors, in front of strangers.
So we tootled off to a nearby spot and started shagging, and two other men soon came over to our car.
The missus gobbled them both off while I had a big wank. It was brilliant!
Kelly says…
SO glad to hear you all got into the swing of things!