Mate’s bird gets me going

Dear Kelly,

MY best mate’s bird is a right cracker – with huge boobs – and I’ve wanted to bone her for ages.

A couple of weeks ago I saw her in the pub and we had a couple of drinks together.

She told me her fella is crap in bed and invited me back to her place. She feasted on my dick and I gave her one. But she now wants to see me and have sex with me on a regular basis.

I’m tempted but don’t want my mate to find out.

Do you think we should just leave it as a one-off? TF, Dorset

Kelly says…

END it now, you sly sod. If you are capable of doing something like this to one of your friends, I dread to think what you’re capable of doing to an enemy!