THE WORLD FAMOUS AGONY

AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN ASSOCIATION

THE other week I found a DVD hidden in my wife’s knicker drawer when I was putting her clean washing away.

When I played it downstairs on the big telly I saw my wife was entertaining several well-hung fellas in all sorts of positions. And to be honest, I was massively turned-on watching them. We’re both in our 40s and our sex life has become a little stale. When she got home from work that evening I grabbed her and rushed her upstairs, before tearing off her skirt and knickers and going to work on her fanny with my fingers and probing tongue.

Then I boned her doggy-style on the bed and we had the best sex session together that I can remember for years.

As we lay exhausted and out of breath she asked me what the hell had got in to me – but I never mentioned the DVD.

Do you think I should bring it up at some point – and have it out with her? RL, Cheshire IF it gives you the horn, and spices things up between you and your missus, then stay tight-lipped. I’M a 22-year-old bloke and I always say that good manners can get you anywhere with women. I work in a bank and a pretty new girl started with us recently.

One day I was walking into work and I saw her just behind me, so I held the door open for her. She said it was nice to see a man with manners and asked what the catch was.

I cheekily told her that it was so that I could get a good look at her arse and she giggled. So not being one to let an opportunity pass, I asked her if she fancied a drink that night.

She agreed, so we went to a nearby pub after work and we ended up back at her place. Her hand went straight to my crotch as she rubbed my growing erection.

Then she unzipped my flies and dropped to her knees. After a few glorious minutes of licking and sucking on my knob, I bent her over a chair and thrust into her doggy-style as she screamed in ecstasy. It shows that good manners will be rewarded. Wouldn’t you agree?

MT, Merseyside YES, you’re a proper gent all right. I bet you even made sure she had an orgasm before you too, didn’t you?