I enjoyed hairy ride with older slapper

Email: agony@sundaysport.co.uk Mail: Agony, Sunday Sport, MacLaren House, Talbot Road, Old Trafford, Manchester M32 0FP

MY forgiving wife has put up with me having a string of affairs over the years. We are both in our late-30s and our sex life has been going downhill while my boozing has increased. But I’ve knocked the one-night stands and meaningless car park shags on the head, because I don’t want to lose my wife. She’s made a big effort too and has been in the gym a lot lately, working out to get her figure back in shape. The wife has also started buying saucy underwear and she has shaved off her pubes ready for some clean sex. But however hard she tried, I could never manage to get anywhere near a full erection. She’d work away happily on my semi but I didn’t enjoy it, knowing I couldn’t give her the shag she so desperately wanted. I didn’t want to go to the doctor, because when I was out shagging the town bikes I never had a problem and I was sure he would make us go for relationship therapy. So I blamed my lack of hardness on my boozing and drank more to avoid my I CAN’T seem to get an older woman I met at a club the other week out of my head.

She looked to be in her mid 30s and all the lads were trying to have a feel of her massive tits as she flirted shamelessly with them for more drinks.

I was a bit more subtle and quietly asked her for a dance before putting my arms around her.

I soon had a huge hard-on which was digging into her thigh as she thrust her groin into me.

Then she whispered in my ear and asked how old I was. Quick as a flash, I said 21 – even though I’m a couple of years younger.

She laughed and asked if I had a hairy chest. I shot back with: “Have you got a hairy fanny?”

And with a dirty smile, she said she’d show me hers if I’d show her mine.

I slipped a couple of fingers into the hairiest fanny I’d ever got a grip of. At that she moaned and grabbed my hand, leading me outside into the dimly lit car park.

Then she fished my dick out of my pants and sucked on it like a good ’un. I held back and hoisted her on to my knob and did her for 15 minutes.

Since then, I’ve found out she has a reputation as a bit of a slapper, but I can’t stop thinking of her.

What should I do?

Sam says…

TG, Middlesex TREASURE the memory but concentrate on girls your own age. You never know, you might just find one with a big hairy bush – like your older woman.