Lucy’s sex toy eases my pain!

I WOKE up in absolute agony on Monday night with shooting pains running up the back of my neck and into my head.

I’ve always suffered quite badly with migraines, so I got out of bed and tried to relieve the pain in the usual way.

I tried using warm towels on my neck and head, and paracetamol.

Nothing seemed to work, though, and I was in a really bad way!

I’m sharing a room in the villa with Lucy Zara and by the time she woke up a few hours later, I was still in terrible pain.

I told her what was the matter and she started rummaging through her bag for something she said might help.

The next thing SEEING those unairbrushed photos of Kim Kardashian’s colossal arse last week, you’d think it would have done something to put girls off going under the knife themselves.

When are these girls going to realise that, while it might be ‘fashionable’ now, it won’t be trendy to have a massive also took I knew she was handing me some Ibuprofen tablets and her vibrator!

She used the wand vibrator on the back of my neck for a while – and within backside forever – and it certainly won’t look pert for that long either!

Jemma Lucy is the latest celeb to have flown overseas for the op after she revealed she was heading to Turkey.

I just can’t believe how daft these girls are, putting themselves at risk by flying half-an-hour I was fighting fit again.

I just couldn’t believe it!

Thank goodness for the gorgeous Lucy Zara (above) and her vibrator! to another country for such a risky procedure.

What makes my blood boil even more, though, is when they try to lie and say they’re ‘100% natural’.

Give it a rest... it’s blatantly obvious when someone’s had their fat pumped into their arse!