Cleggy’s carked it ...so Rolf’s on the list!

LAST: Goodbye from Sallis and hello to Rolf (below) LAST Of The Summer Wine legend Peter Sallis has sped down his last hill in a bath after shuffling off this mortal coil aged just 96.

His passing leaves fans of the gentle comedy in mourning as his character Cleggy will never be seen again.

But it’s not just lovers of daft old men in Yorkshire who are upset. Sallis was also the voice of animation superstar Wallace from the Wallace And Grommet adventures.

His voice acting for the cheese-loving inventor from Wigan, who lived with his speechless yet genius dog and travelled to the moon, helped win several Oscars.

So after a decent mourning period we need a replacement for our world famous Celebrity Death Sweep.

And who could be better than celebrity paedo Rolf Harris?

If you happen to pull the Aussie singer/artist/ TV presenter out of the bag in your firm’s sweep then you could be in luck.

He’s only been out of prison for a few weeks and the stress of adapting to life outside the nonce wing could play havoc with his health.

So the Grim Reaper could soon be tapping the 87-yearold on the shoulder.

But of course it’s not just Rolf on the list who could die next.

There’s TV legend David Attenborough, comedy superstar Ken Dodd, drug fiend Keith Richards and ex Yank president George Bush Senior.

And there’s always the chance that Kim Jong Un could explode in a cloud of nuclear bomb gone wrong.

So what are you waiting for? Get your quids in now!