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I STARTED a new job in an office recently and for the first few weeks it was great. But now I feel like quitting because of a randy colleague. I’m 19 but she’s about 30. One morning in the office kitchen she came over to me and whispered “F*** me” in my ear.

I was astounded, as for her age she is a real looker. She’s small but perfectly formed and I was soon sucking on her nipples as she rubbed me to hardness on the back seat of her car after work.

After giving me good gobble she hitched up her skirt and pulled aside her panties, revealing her pink wetness.

I quickly brought her to orgasm with my fingers and then my stiff eight-incher.

She’s been pestering me for more sex, but I want to see some of the other girls from work too.

What do you reckon I should I do? LR, Lancs JUST two-time her. Believe me, she won’t mind. MY missus has gone a little strange on me. She’s always been really adventurous in the sack and willing to try anything.

We often have oral sex in the 69 position and I have even made love to her in the bumhole.

But just lately she has been demanding that I slap her across the face with my willy, which she calls my “rhythm stick”.

She says she got the idea from an Internet site and thought it looked like fun.

Now I am very willing to try new things in the bedroom but what I am not prepared to do is hit my wife with anything.

I am totally against domestic violence of any kind and the thought of slapping my wife about the face with my schlong sickens me. I’d feel like a wife beater.

What should I do? RJ, Cumbria IT’S hardly the same as wife-beating. But if it makes you uncomfortable, don’t do it.