DRUNK FARMER DIES AFTER PENIS IS BITTEN OFF IN FIGHT WITH PIG
A DRUNKEN farmer has died after picking a fight with one of his pigs – which then bit off his genitals and three of his fingers.
Miguel Anaya Pablo, 60, decided to start grappling with his pig after a night out on the sauce.
Locals say the pig became aggressive after the farmer provoked it, jumping up and knocking him over.
The animal then bit off three of the fingers of Sr Pablo’s right hand and his penis.
The farmer was rushed to hospital in the nearby town of Tuxtepec, Mexico, and treated for the injuries.
But despite their best efforts, doctors could not control the loss of blood and bacterial infections caused by the pig’s bites.
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An autopsy has been ordered to find out more about the exact circumstances of the death.
A neighbour who had been out drinking with Sr Pablo and who raised the alarm when he was attacked, told reporters: “Miguel was a lovely man but murder when he’d had a drink.
“We’d been knocking them back since mid-afternoon so by the time we stumbled home, he was well gone.
“As we approached his farm he saw this giant pig of his in its sty and said, ‘Watch this, I’ll show that fat porker who’s boss’.
“He then jumped in the sty and started to aim punches at the pig, who jumped at him, knocking him to the ground.
“Then all hell broke loose. There was blood all over the place. His genital area was soaked in blood.
“That’s some angry pig.”