Birdbrain nicked over naked trip
A NUTTER high on LSD was arrested after being found naked while chasing SEAGULLS around a park.
Police in Michigan received a call about the loon causing a scene at Petoskey State Park.
While chasing the birds he screamed: “They have the secret! We’ve got to get the secret!”
He then returned to the parking lot, where he tried to “dive” into the pavement.
When cops eventually found the nude man and tried to arrest him, he threatened one of them.
He was eventually taken away to a hospital and treated for injuries he sustained when he dove into the parking lot.
The Ann Arbor man is now facing multiple charges – including indecent exposure and resisting and obstructing a police officer.