Kem & Am­ber are wor­thy win­ners... but I’m root­ing for Camilla & Jamie!

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I’VE had a brace on now for weeks and yes­ter­day I woke up feel­ing hor­ren­dous.

The thing’s giv­ing me such stick and I swear I’m hav­ing an al­ler­gic re­ac­tion to the la­tex bands in it.

I woke up with swollen eyes, snif­fles, sore throat and gi­ant swollen lips.

Now I know some of you might like the swollen lip look, but I def­i­nitely don’t!

My den­tist doesn’t think it’s my brace but I’ve no idea what else it can be.

Hope­fully, I’ll be back on the mend soon. LAST week I met co­me­dian Dap­per Laughs and we got on like a house on fire!

It’s a good job re­ally, be­cause we’re pre­sent­ing the Paul Ray­mond awards to­gether in Novem­ber.

He’s such a funny guy and we have very sim­i­lar ban­ter, so I can see us get­ting on bril­liantly.

I can’t wait to pre­sent the awards now and I’m al­ready plan­ning my wild out­fit.

I’ve got a few months to pick out a crazy dress and I’LL be hon­est, I did have my sights set on Jamie and Camilla bag­ging the crown on

– but to­wards the end, I was def­i­nitely swayed to­wards the win­ning cou­ple Kem and Am­ber.

It all clicked for them when he came back from Casa Amor with Chyna in tow.

Am­ber was dev­as­tated and that was their mo­ment where they re­alised that they did ac­tu­ally re­ally like each other.

Ev­ery cou­ple has that mo­ment – and I reckon that is what helped them win the £50K!

I re­ally hope that Camilla and Jamie (right) last.

I won’t be happy if I don’t see pho­tos of them off trav­el­ling to­gether all over In­sta­gram.

There’s no chance Chris and Olivia will last out­side the villa – and if they do, it’ll be a very short re­la­tion­ship.

Did you see Mar­cel’s face drop when him and Gabby came fourth?

I think he thought he was go­ing to win, but she let him down mas­sively to­wards the end with the lie de­tec­tor.

She’ll be long gone once they’re out, I thought she was re­ally cold-hearted to­wards him.

The public saw through all the bull­shit and there’s no one that can pull the wool over our eyes!

So, now I’ve just got to find some­thing else to do at 9pm on a Mon­day! KATE and Wil­liam are all over the pa­pers re­cently and it’s clear the coun­try – and the world – loves them. When the Queen dies, I think Charles should hand over the throne to those two.

They’re clearly prep­ping Kate and Wil­liam to lead the coun­try and they’d be per­fect for the job.

The coun­try can ac­cept Kate as the Queen – but I’m not so sure they can take to Camilla as eas­ily. I FELT so sad when I heard Char­lie Gard’s par­ents had agreed to let his life sup­port end – the whole story has just been hor­ri­ble to hear about.

Maybe if the doc­tors had acted quicker and let Char­lie travel for treat­ment, he’d have sur­vived.

We’ll never know now.

The le­gal process and the amount of money it’s cost to take it through the courts is ridicu­lous.

They could have spent that money on send­ing Char­lie for treat­ment to try to save his life. WHEN my col­umn hits the shelves this week, I’ll be busy dish­ing out some se­ri­ous pain to some­one.

I’ve been booked for a dom­i­na­trix ses­sion on Wed­nes­day night and I hope he’s ready for what he’s in for! Hard­core dom­i­na­trix Chantel Lane

is gonna be there, so I’m ex­cited to see what tricks she has up her sleeve.

My PVC boots are ready and I’m look­ing for­ward to let­ting off some steam and bust­ing his balls!

If you’re miss­ing me on your screens, don’t worry. The countdown for my re­turn is on.

But as al­ways, you can get your Lin­sey Dawn McKen­zie fix by log­ging on to www.hard­

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