Kem & Amber are worthy winners... but I’m rooting for Camilla & Jamie!
I’VE had a brace on now for weeks and yesterday I woke up feeling horrendous.
The thing’s giving me such stick and I swear I’m having an allergic reaction to the latex bands in it.
I woke up with swollen eyes, sniffles, sore throat and giant swollen lips.
Now I know some of you might like the swollen lip look, but I definitely don’t!
My dentist doesn’t think it’s my brace but I’ve no idea what else it can be.
Hopefully, I’ll be back on the mend soon. LAST week I met comedian Dapper Laughs and we got on like a house on fire!
It’s a good job really, because we’re presenting the Paul Raymond awards together in November.
He’s such a funny guy and we have very similar banter, so I can see us getting on brilliantly.
I can’t wait to present the awards now and I’m already planning my wild outfit.
I’ve got a few months to pick out a crazy dress and I’LL be honest, I did have my sights set on Jamie and Camilla bagging the crown on
– but towards the end, I was definitely swayed towards the winning couple Kem and Amber.
It all clicked for them when he came back from Casa Amor with Chyna in tow.
Amber was devastated and that was their moment where they realised that they did actually really like each other.
Every couple has that moment – and I reckon that is what helped them win the £50K!
I really hope that Camilla and Jamie (right) last.
I won’t be happy if I don’t see photos of them off travelling together all over Instagram.
There’s no chance Chris and Olivia will last outside the villa – and if they do, it’ll be a very short relationship.
Did you see Marcel’s face drop when him and Gabby came fourth?
I think he thought he was going to win, but she let him down massively towards the end with the lie detector.
She’ll be long gone once they’re out, I thought she was really cold-hearted towards him.
The public saw through all the bullshit and there’s no one that can pull the wool over our eyes!
So, now I’ve just got to find something else to do at 9pm on a Monday! KATE and William are all over the papers recently and it’s clear the country – and the world – loves them. When the Queen dies, I think Charles should hand over the throne to those two.
They’re clearly prepping Kate and William to lead the country and they’d be perfect for the job.
The country can accept Kate as the Queen – but I’m not so sure they can take to Camilla as easily. I FELT so sad when I heard Charlie Gard’s parents had agreed to let his life support end – the whole story has just been horrible to hear about.
Maybe if the doctors had acted quicker and let Charlie travel for treatment, he’d have survived.
We’ll never know now.
The legal process and the amount of money it’s cost to take it through the courts is ridiculous.
They could have spent that money on sending Charlie for treatment to try to save his life. WHEN my column hits the shelves this week, I’ll be busy dishing out some serious pain to someone.
I’ve been booked for a dominatrix session on Wednesday night and I hope he’s ready for what he’s in for! Hardcore dominatrix Chantel Lane
is gonna be there, so I’m excited to see what tricks she has up her sleeve.
My PVC boots are ready and I’m looking forward to letting off some steam and busting his balls!
If you’re missing me on your screens, don’t worry. The countdown for my return is on.
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