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I HAVE been shag­ging a girl from our fish and chip shop.

She pours gravy on her 36Ds for me to lick off and dips my cock in curry be­fore suck­ing it off.

But she al­ways in­sists on tucking in to mushy peas – which fills the place with smelly farts.

Any ideas?

Dani says…

OPEN the windows. MY girl­friend’s mum gave me a blowjob once when we’d got through two bot­tles of wine and her daugh­ter had fallen asleep.

She dropped to her knees and fished out my cock then pro­ceeded to give the best head I’ve ever had.

Much bet­ter than her lass can do.

She has said our se­cret’s safe but I’m wor­ried my girl will find out.

What should I do?

Dani says…

KEEP your pants zipped up.

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