AGONY QUICKIES

I HAVE been shagging a girl from our fish and chip shop.

She pours gravy on her 36Ds for me to lick off and dips my cock in curry before sucking it off.

But she always insists on tucking in to mushy peas – which fills the place with smelly farts.

Any ideas?

Dani says…

OPEN the windows. MY girlfriend’s mum gave me a blowjob once when we’d got through two bottles of wine and her daughter had fallen asleep.

She dropped to her knees and fished out my cock then proceeded to give the best head I’ve ever had.

Much better than her lass can do.

She has said our secret’s safe but I’m worried my girl will find out.

What should I do?

Dani says…

KEEP your pants zipped up.