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I’M hop­ing for a mini break with my son, my sis­ter and her lit­tle boy in a few weeks.

We’re go­ing down to Corn­wall to just let the boys play to­gether for a few days while we have a girly catch-up.

It’s our lit­tle thing that we do ev­ery year and we’re re­ally ex­cited about it.

But af­ter see­ing the crash which killed a mum and her two kids on the A361, I’m wor­ried about the drive.

So my bit of ad­vice to hol­i­day­mak­ers is to set off in plenty of time, have loads of stops and just take ex­tra care – let’s all get there in one piece, folks! WELL boys, it’s the mo­ment you’ve all been wait­ing for – I’m back!

To­mor­row night I’ll be back on your screens on Stu­dio 66 (Sky chan­nel 912) be­tween 10pm and 3am.

You don’t want to miss it – I’ve got a stun­ning out­fit and I’ve had a month to re­vi­talise my­self so you’re all go­ing to get the best of me!

I want all my reg­u­lars back, di­alling in to chat, and I love see­ing a new face, too.

Don’t worry if you don’t have Sky, I’ll be on Free­view chan­nel 185 from mid­night un­til 3am and you can also get a live on­line stream on

And if you missed all the Thurs­day fun, I’ll be on we­b­cam on from 1pm on Fri­day lunchtime for an af­ter­party!

I cer­tainly know how to look af­ter you all, don’t I?! I CAN’T re­ally say I was sur­prised when I saw the pho­tos of an air­port staff mem­ber punch­ing a man at Nice Air­port.

And I was even less sur­prised when I saw the poor man was an EasyJet pas­sen­ger.

It wasn’t an EasyJet staff mem­ber who threw the punch but I some­times feel punch-drunk af­ter trav­el­ling with the air­line.

When I was com­ing back from Mar­bella I bumped into a woman whose flight had been can­celled and she’d been left at the air­port for 13 hours.

I went over to the EasyJet desk to try and help her and the Span­ish woman be­hind it stood up and screamed at me so much I had to get se­cu­rity to try and calm her down.

That was bad enough but then I had trou­ble com­ing back from Barcelona, too.

I was stood wait­ing to board the flight with my hand lug­gage when the woman at the desk started star­ing at me. So I stared back. Next thing I know she’s drag­ging me out of the queue, shout­ing that my bag is too big for the plane.

I was fu­ri­ous – they’d not put any bags on the plane yet so how did she know mine wouldn’t fit?! I felt bul­lied by her. I’ve writ­ten three com­plaints to EasyJet and had no re­sponse.

The staff I’ve met in Europe have a pretty dis­gust­ing at­ti­tude. Thank God is back! I’ve been twid­dling my thumbs since ended and I’ve got the se­ri­ous blues af­ter the fi­nal.

But hope­fully this will fill my 9pm slot again ev­ery night!

There’s al­ways the usual char­ac­ters chucked in there – the wind-up mer­chant, the ones that no-one has heard of and the ones who have a com­plete melt­down. I can’t wait! I’d love to go in there, but I think I’m prob­a­bly too feisty for the house! I’VE re­ally got my teeth into Katie Price’s new re­al­ity show,

It shows the real her – no holds barred and I ab­so­lutely love it.

Her kids are be­ing real, too, and she’s al­lowed them to be who­ever they want to be which is re­fresh­ing – Ju­nior has a crack­ing per­son­al­ity!

For­get the surgery con­tro­versy, I take my hat off to her for do­ing such a good job at home.

I’ve re­cently moved into the same area as her, too – don’t worry Katie I know you were here first!

I could do with a few con­tacts for a nail girl or a dog groomer though and keep think­ing she’ll know the best ones.

All my friends have bumped into her at Tesco so I’m hop­ing I will and we can bury the hatchet and sort out our past once and for all.

We’d prob­a­bly get on great, although I do love the Jor­dan side of her!

She’s al­ways been a kinkster and I love that naughty side of her!

When she gets raunchy on her cal­en­dars and poses top­less I think good on her – that’s the girl we love!

Let it all hang out – f**k it!

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