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I’M hoping for a mini break with my son, my sister and her little boy in a few weeks.

We’re going down to Cornwall to just let the boys play together for a few days while we have a girly catch-up.

It’s our little thing that we do every year and we’re really excited about it.

But after seeing the crash which killed a mum and her two kids on the A361, I’m worried about the drive.

So my bit of advice to holidaymakers is to set off in plenty of time, have loads of stops and just take extra care – let’s all get there in one piece, folks! WELL boys, it’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for – I’m back!

Tomorrow night I’ll be back on your screens on Studio 66 (Sky channel 912) between 10pm and 3am.

You don’t want to miss it – I’ve got a stunning outfit and I’ve had a month to revitalise myself so you’re all going to get the best of me!

I want all my regulars back, dialling in to chat, and I love seeing a new face, too.

Don’t worry if you don’t have Sky, I’ll be on Freeview channel 185 from midnight until 3am and you can also get a live online stream on

And if you missed all the Thursday fun, I’ll be on webcam on from 1pm on Friday lunchtime for an afterparty!

I certainly know how to look after you all, don’t I?! I CAN’T really say I was surprised when I saw the photos of an airport staff member punching a man at Nice Airport.

And I was even less surprised when I saw the poor man was an EasyJet passenger.

It wasn’t an EasyJet staff member who threw the punch but I sometimes feel punch-drunk after travelling with the airline.

When I was coming back from Marbella I bumped into a woman whose flight had been cancelled and she’d been left at the airport for 13 hours.

I went over to the EasyJet desk to try and help her and the Spanish woman behind it stood up and screamed at me so much I had to get security to try and calm her down.

That was bad enough but then I had trouble coming back from Barcelona, too.

I was stood waiting to board the flight with my hand luggage when the woman at the desk started staring at me. So I stared back. Next thing I know she’s dragging me out of the queue, shouting that my bag is too big for the plane.

I was furious – they’d not put any bags on the plane yet so how did she know mine wouldn’t fit?! I felt bullied by her. I’ve written three complaints to EasyJet and had no response.

The staff I’ve met in Europe have a pretty disgusting attitude. Thank God is back! I’ve been twiddling my thumbs since ended and I’ve got the serious blues after the final.

But hopefully this will fill my 9pm slot again every night!

There’s always the usual characters chucked in there – the wind-up merchant, the ones that no-one has heard of and the ones who have a complete meltdown. I can’t wait! I’d love to go in there, but I think I’m probably too feisty for the house! I’VE really got my teeth into Katie Price’s new reality show,

It shows the real her – no holds barred and I absolutely love it.

Her kids are being real, too, and she’s allowed them to be whoever they want to be which is refreshing – Junior has a cracking personality!

Forget the surgery controversy, I take my hat off to her for doing such a good job at home.

I’ve recently moved into the same area as her, too – don’t worry Katie I know you were here first!

I could do with a few contacts for a nail girl or a dog groomer though and keep thinking she’ll know the best ones.

All my friends have bumped into her at Tesco so I’m hoping I will and we can bury the hatchet and sort out our past once and for all.

We’d probably get on great, although I do love the Jordan side of her!

She’s always been a kinkster and I love that naughty side of her!

When she gets raunchy on her calendars and poses topless I think good on her – that’s the girl we love!

Let it all hang out – f**k it!