Midweek Sport

LET’S GET QUIZICAL!

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6. WHICH country did the England women’s football team beat to reach the semi-final of the 2017 Euro Championsh­ips? a) Denmark b) France c) Germany d) Spain 7. A GROUP of hackers claims to have stolen the script for a forthcomin­g episode of which top TV series? a) Riviera b) Poldark c) Doctor Who d) Game of Thrones 8. HOW many World Matchplay darts titles has Phil Taylor won? a) 10 b) 16 c) 1 d) 20 9. WHO took the first Test hat-trick at The Oval to seal England’s 239-run third Test win over South Africa? a) James Anderson b) Ben Stokes c) Moeen Ali d) Stuart Broad 10. WHICH White House aide was sacked less than a week after being appointed by Donald Trump? a) Homer Simpson b) Malcolm Tucker c) Anthony Scaramucci d) Gen John Kelly

Topping the charts for stamina levels were the Danish men as their bonks can last on average an impressive 44 minutes.

The USA came in at second place with their hot and horny sessions lasting three minutes less at 41 minutes.

Joint third place were Finland and Canada, whose blokes could both put in a performanc­e lasting 39 minutes.

Joining Britian in fourth place were Sweden and Norway with 33-minute shags.

Sigurd Vedal, the CEO of Victoria Milan, said: “It takes a real man to recognise and satisfy the sexual appetite of a woman.

“A common mistake is thinking that men aren’t sexually satisfied and will stray.

“It actually works both ways. Keeping a confident, beautiful and independen­t woman exclusivel­y in your bed is no easy task.

“Hero husbands will put as much time as it takes into keeping the lust levels licked.”

Czech Republic couples spent, on average, 32 minutes having sex which led them to a half-decent sixth place.

However, lagging behind in the British Isles stakes were Ireland who could only reach 31 minutes, putting them in seventh place.

European nations Austria, Switzerlan­d and Hungary made it into the top ten with romps lasting between 27 and 25 minutes.

Although, you’ve got to feel for the South African ladies whose fellas lasted a pathetic 15 minutes between the sheets.

We asked three Sport stunnas what they reckon is the perfect shagging time... FOR me, a shagging session is only complete when I’ve orgasmed and he’s deposited his load – otherwise what’s the point?

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