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6. WHICH coun­try did the Eng­land women’s foot­ball team beat to reach the semi-fi­nal of the 2017 Euro Cham­pi­onships? a) Den­mark b) France c) Ger­many d) Spain 7. A GROUP of hack­ers claims to have stolen the script for a forth­com­ing episode of which top TV se­ries? a) Riviera b) Poldark c) Doc­tor Who d) Game of Thrones 8. HOW many World Match­play darts ti­tles has Phil Taylor won? a) 10 b) 16 c) 1 d) 20 9. WHO took the first Test hat-trick at The Oval to seal Eng­land’s 239-run third Test win over South Africa? a) James An­der­son b) Ben Stokes c) Moeen Ali d) Stu­art Broad 10. WHICH White House aide was sacked less than a week af­ter be­ing ap­pointed by Don­ald Trump? a) Homer Simp­son b) Mal­colm Tucker c) An­thony Scara­mucci d) Gen John Kelly

Top­ping the charts for stamina lev­els were the Dan­ish men as their bonks can last on av­er­age an im­pres­sive 44 min­utes.

The USA came in at se­cond place with their hot and horny ses­sions last­ing three min­utes less at 41 min­utes.

Joint third place were Fin­land and Canada, whose blokes could both put in a per­for­mance last­ing 39 min­utes.

Join­ing Bri­tian in fourth place were Swe­den and Nor­way with 33-minute shags.

Sig­urd Vedal, the CEO of Vic­to­ria Mi­lan, said: “It takes a real man to recog­nise and sat­isfy the sex­ual ap­petite of a woman.

“A com­mon mis­take is think­ing that men aren’t sex­u­ally sat­is­fied and will stray.

“It ac­tu­ally works both ways. Keep­ing a con­fi­dent, beau­ti­ful and in­de­pen­dent woman ex­clu­sively in your bed is no easy task.

“Hero hus­bands will put as much time as it takes into keep­ing the lust lev­els licked.”

Czech Repub­lic cou­ples spent, on av­er­age, 32 min­utes hav­ing sex which led them to a half-de­cent sixth place.

How­ever, lag­ging be­hind in the Bri­tish Isles stakes were Ire­land who could only reach 31 min­utes, putting them in seventh place.

European na­tions Aus­tria, Switzer­land and Hun­gary made it into the top ten with romps last­ing be­tween 27 and 25 min­utes.

Although, you’ve got to feel for the South African ladies whose fel­las lasted a pa­thetic 15 min­utes be­tween the sheets.

We asked three Sport stun­nas what they reckon is the per­fect shag­ging time... FOR me, a shag­ging ses­sion is only com­plete when I’ve or­gasmed and he’s de­posited his load – oth­er­wise what’s the point?

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