Dear Kelly,

MY new neighbour is as horny as hell. I only moved in a couple of weeks ago and I’ve already shagged her loads of times.

She’s a lap-dancer and on the second night in my new home she invited me out to see her perform in a club.

It was so horny seeing her dance for other blokes, knowing that I was the one about to shag her later that night.

When we got back to my place I peeled off her thong and licked her out. She then undressed me before starting to suck my cock. It was great watching her take me to the back of her throat.

I held on to her head until I shot my load into her mouth and she swallowed every last drop. A little later she was pumping me back to hardness before getting on her hands and knees and wanting anal.

I’ve shagged her every day since then, but now she tells me she’s moving to the other end of the country – for work reasons – and wants me to go with her. I’ve just started a new job and don’t want to lose it. What should I do? TT, Liverpool

Kelly says…

SHAG her till she leaves then promise to go and visit her... then chage her again!