Should we have bought babe drink for gobble?

Dear Kelly,

ME and a mate picked up this girl in a club the other night. She was a hot blonde with long legs, big boobs and lovely ‘sucking’ lips. As soon as I walked in I spotted her and her pal. and she eyed me. They put on a bit of a show, caressing each other, occasionally kissing and feeling up each other’s arses. We were over to the pair of them like a shot, me with the blonde, my mate with her friend, who was a redhead. I could hardly believe my ears when the blonde leaned over and asked in a whisper if I fancied a f**k. We went to a dark corner and soon rubbing my dick. She undid my flies and began jerking me off, then started licking and sucking my shaft from the tip to my aching balls.

She was building up quite a rhythm and I was on the verge of coming down her throat when my mate interupted.

He said the ginger babe had blown him out and I was stunned when my girl invited him to join us.

She began giving him a slow gobble. I managed to position her so that I could hoist her skirt up, and as she slurped on my mate’s cock, I pulled her thong aside and plunged into her moist fanny doggy-style.

It wasn’t long before me and my pal were shooting our loads as she squealed in delight.

Afterwards me and my mate went back to the bar. The blonde asked us to buy her a drink, then kicked up a fuss when we said no.

We couldn’t understand her attitude. Can you?

FC, Merseyside

Kelly says…

YES, you tight-fisted, chauvinistic pricks.